Friday, January 12, 2007

Did you ever?



Did you ever see an elephant that ate nothing but cheese?
Have you ever noticed chocolate cake when someone else had sneezed?
Were you ever lost in England and couldn't find your way?
Did you ever listen to anything your parents tried to say?
Have you ever caught the tongue of a rude, ill-mannered frog?
Did you ever think you'd learn something reading any blog?
Did you ever think the moon was really made of bread?
Have you ever thought you might have cobwebs in your head?
Did your sister ever tease you like a little, purple freak?
Have you ever been so scared that you could barely speak?
In case you haven't noticed, this posting has some rhyme -
but to say it has a reason - it's really not the time.
If you plan to read this, don't stress your little head.
You can worry it tomorrow - after time in bed.
If you should have a worry, whatever could it be?
You should feel secure knowing you can blog about me.

6 opinionated prattle:

Stan said...

Is that your first fish for the "aqua toilet" unit - the new toilet made the news yesterday. Evidently my "reliable source" is not as reliable as I thought. The aquarium can be purchased separetly, installs on a standard toilet, uses 2.5 gallons of water and the basic of the aquarium cost is $88.00 - now it is affordable, I am going to order one for Granny for Valentine's Day. Enjoyed your ryhme posting, after you pointed it out, clever and so many "Thoughts To Ponder"

Stan said...

As a sidebar, we did get dumped on night before last. Woke up early to about 14 inches of snow on the ground and still snowing. It was the biggest "push" that I have ever had to make at one time. Plowed snow from 9:30 to 4 pm. However, I must give credit to Terry - she shoveled all the decks and sidewalks by herself and still had time to take some snow off the roof overhang - I do not know how much snow she moved by shovel but I would guess a minimum of one dump truck load. We now have a little problem, no where else to push snow. the parking lot at the top of the driveway is now full. I think I can cut a path through the back lawn to the edge of the HITWRA and start filling up the bowl area - would appear that the Moose Bog could be in the avalanche area.

JD Plumma said...

Plow it back to the glacier, Stan!

JD Plumma said...

Did you look at my links? Link-looker!

Stan said...

Hey, today is my lucky day! I was the 7777 visitor to your site, a great poker hand, four seven's - did I win anything? Can't push a rode into the glacier, but I did get one to the top of the bluff overlooking the moose bog so we could have two glaciers this spring and a warm up hut at the bottom of thje man made glacier.

JD Plumma said...

You REALLY need to get a faster connection due to the fact that links are an important aspect of some of the dry humor in this posting. If you have not link-looked, you do not understand, grasshopper!

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