Saturday, May 09, 2009

Heard a report, yesterday,

about the size of the HITW hares this year.
Little did we know that previous pictures
posted by a reputable source failed to convey
the actual immensity of these beasts.

Fortunately, a couple of well known Lynx
were in the area recently and called to report
the current condition of the HITW as of last nite.
As rumor would have us believe, there may have
been extra-terrestrial influence in the region
and the wildlife seems to have been altered
in various ways. As the Lynx assured me that
the flavor of the genetically altered critter
was that of fine hassenpfeffer, no harm
seems to have come from this occurrence.

Although, the appearance of some
leaves me wondering what's next...

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