Friday, March 13, 2009

Economy goes to the toilet

Men steal toilet from courthouse
- Police have nothing to go on.

Two of the three thieves were nabbed right
outside the building, but the third eluded capture.

Now, something different. This article of a woman -
Suzanne Marie Butts - who faced charges for theft
of T.P. from a central Iowa courthouse. The offense,
apparently, could have Butts facing more than a year
in prison over a roll of toilet paper due to
the state's habitual offender law.

4 opinionated prattle:

Friar Tuck said...

That is funny right there.

Stan said...

I can imagine that two guys carrying a toilet out the front door was ample evidence to warrant an arrest, however, I do hope their Miranda Rights were read to them as well as a warrant for search and seizure. I bet it scared the crap out them when confronted by the police with drawn pistols and riot gear. As for Mrs. Butts, I bet she has been the butt of a lot of jokes since 2007. this actually happened tome in my video store in Anchor Point. I thought we were going through a lot of TP but it was not until we caught the lady that was snagging it. It was really difficult catching her, but when a roll of TP fell on the floor from under her coat is was pretty evident that she as a TP thief, was also able to confiscate three additional rolls from her.

Stan said...

Now why would make a posting and not post it or what site did you post it on? Copied from EH Blog Roll:

Whoof Arted
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
12 hours ago

When can we expect you to post the advertised posting?

jd plumma said...

Because I posted, then withdrew it, your "automatic" awareness widgets are aware of the post but not of the retraction. simply, more work needs done on the post due to copyright infringement (heh,heh). Stay tuned.

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