Maybe my earlier post was too
quick to compare the 1929 stock
market crash with today's stock
market. Our market isn't
crashing or landing, merely
practicing touch-and-go's.




SO...

Three men died on Christmas Eve and
were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,
'You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his
pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his
pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of woman's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow
and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'


1 opinionated prattle:

Stan said...

Your headline was great, makes one think! The aircraft shorties were very good, I wonder how many landings the pilot logged in on that one landing. There are some other great clips in that series, well worth the time viewing each one. Now for the joke, dirty, tasteless,lack of class, pathetic, but I don't care what anyone says, it was funny!

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