Shamu, the killer whale, lost his temper Nov. 15th and pushed a trainer to the bottom of the tank - nearly drowning him. Rumors (on the vine) have it that the trainer had been teasing his mama earlier that day - calling her a "Blubber-butt". The whale was punished for his actions and the trainer was reprimanded harshly - demoted to seals.
Reported by a trustworthy source :
New Years post is still scratching up...
Reported by a trustworthy source :
New Years post is still scratching up...
1 opinionated prattle:
Surely do hope that Southwestern Airlines never has to ditch at sea in close proximity to the Ruissian Whaling Fleet.
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