Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Do you remember your DMV learner's permit test?
I think I took my test on those "new" machines
when DMV was in Lakeside Mall. I do not recall
how many times I took it to pass, though. 40? 1?
There is practice test after test to be found online
that are state specific to check your knowledge if
you wish, but some of the wording in questions
leaves me believing the immigrants have taken
over DMV!! The words read like a poorly translated
assembly manual/brochure like for that lawn chair
I bought at walmart! They really should provide
an interpreter for those tests before
someone blows a gasket
"If are taking test who writes badly,
which side of road brain is on when signal
where pressure with relief valve?"
a. may, for 15 dumb questions, burst
b. will, for 15 dumb questions, burst
c. shall, for 15 dumb questions, burst
d. all of the above.