Monday, March 12, 2007

Thanks to the Eagle's Nest..




We should have an easy time accessing the HITWRA. Pennies have been pinched, and frugal effort has been made to prepare camp for living accommodations this year. The high gasoline prices have drained the budget's piggy bank, and resorting to alternative energy sources for snow removal has been a must. Hiring the Eagle master has proven to be a budgetary aid - saving thousands in fossil fuel costs to fire our great dragons of steel as well as provide a full-time job for the retired Eagle until summer's busy projects set in.

With great skill and determination, the Grand Pastan (Eagle Master) will have the entrance cleared before us LA clans roll in with our second home mortgages on wheels to keep the wives warm and the beer cold for a weekend. Start loading the campers, guys - lest something we forget!

We'll warm up the SPAM, Stan.
and - thanks, buddy!

5 opinionated prattle:

Stan Harrington said...

I love that snowplow! I want it! I want my motorized but the she eagle would like this one to clear her decks and sidewalks since she loves to excercise. However, for a family with children, a fleet of these would work great, even the little ones as a blade could be put on a tricycle. The piggy looks pretty well squeezed out, there again a prime example of exploiting the pig. Even with daylight savings time, the snow does not seem to be deflining, you would have thought with an extra hour of daylight it would be melted by now. Looking forward to going to work in the HITW.

Heidi said...

I want a snow plow like that...then I can get Taylor doing some outside chores and some exercise.

john r mclay said...

PIGGY EXPLOITATION MUST BE STOPPED!
I knew a pig - Elmo - in '89 that could fetch like no dog could. 300 lbs. of swine barreling at you with a stick was startling if you didn't know him. He laid us out in the parking lot plenty of times, running too fast, when he wanted to play.

Stan Harrington said...

Nothing worse than an Exploited Pig, unless it is a Exploded Pig

john r mclay said...

That's just gross!

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